Cat Disposal

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If you are becoming sick to the back teeth of other people's cats running through your garden, relieving themselves everywhere & clawing at your rubbish bags then I can heartily recommend liquid paracetamol. It is absolutely lethal to cats. Just get a can of cat food, squirt some paracetamol on it & leave it in a dish somewhere on your property (preferably out of sight of any soppy neighbours who may know of your quite rational hatred of cats & become suspicious of your sudden charity towards them.) Within days the little lap-rats will be dead & no-one will point the finger at you. Clever, eh? Do not hesitate to let me know what you all think.